This dog doesn’t give warnings. I do - Hoodie

For those living with a dog who believes diplomacy is optional. This hoodie sets expectations clearly: your dog isn’t here to negotiate, and you’re only slightly more patient. Perfect for handlers, trainers, and anyone whose dog has that look — the one that says, “Try me. Go on.”

Comfortable, warm, and ideal for training fields, dog walks, or politely discouraging strangers from touching your clearly unamused companion. Dark humour, bold message, zero misunderstandings.

Features:

High-quality print with just the right amount of menace

Relaxed unisex fit

Kangaroo pocket for treats, essentials, or storing your last shred of patience

Ribbed cuffs and hem to keep its shape, even when your dog’s losing theirs

Perfect for anyone whose dog speaks with actions, not warnings