“My Hobby Is Explaining Why You Shouldn’t Pet Him (Rottweiler Edition)” Hoodie

For every Rottweiler owner who has spent far too much of their life saying the same sentence:
“No, you can’t pet him.”
And then explaining why — usually three times — while your dog stands there looking like a bouncer deciding who gets to live.
This Bite Couture design celebrates the majestic chaos of owning a Rottie: the loyalty, the presence, the power… and the constant public-service announcements.
Featuring a bold graphic and the brutally accurate slogan:
“My Hobby Is Explaining Why You Shouldn’t Pet Him.”
Because some people see a massive block-headed guardian breed
and still think he wants cuddles from strangers.
Adorable.
Incorrect.
But adorable.
Printed in our signature gritty, high-contrast illustration style, this hoodie is made for proud Rottie owners who appreciate honesty, dark humour, and the kind of dog that makes grown men take a step back.
Features:
Heavyweight premium hoodie tough enough for training fields, cold mornings, and awkward conversations with dog-obsessed strangers
Crisp DTG print with Bite Couture’s signature bold graphic style
Slogan: “My Hobby Is Explaining Why You Shouldn’t Pet Him (Rottweiler Edition)”
Subtle BITE COUTURE branding tag for handlers who enjoy a bit of elite chaos
Perfect for Rottie owners, working-dog handlers, trainers, and anyone whose dog’s resting face scares the public
Why you need it:
Because your Rottweiler isn’t unfriendly —
he’s just got standards.
And if people don’t listen the first time,
at least your hoodie will do the explaining for you.