This isn’t a pet. This is a problem with teeth - Hoodie

This isn’t a pet. This is a problem with teeth.
For the German Shepherd owners who know their dog isn’t here for cuddles — unless it’s on their terms. This hoodie is built for the handler who spends half their life explaining, “No, you can’t stroke him,” while their Shepherd runs threat assessments on everyone within a 20-metre radius.

Comfortable, warm, and perfect for training sessions, walks, or warning strangers that your dog’s idea of customer service is… limited. Dry humour, bold print, and brutally honest Shepherd energy.

Features:

High-quality, long-lasting print with attitude

Relaxed unisex fit

Ribbed cuffs and hem for a clean shape

Kangaroo pocket for treats, poo bags, or tactical snacks

Ideal for working-line Shepherd owners and anyone whose dog takes security very seriously