Obedience? That’s adorable - Hoodie

For anyone who shares their life with a German Shepherd who hears every command… and then carefully decides whether it fits their schedule. This hoodie celebrates the majestic chaos of a breed that can track a missing person for miles, yet somehow forgets what “sit” means when there’s something more interesting happening.

Soft, warm, and perfect for training days, long walks, or explaining to strangers why your dog is currently negotiating terms.

Features:

Cosy fabric that survives fur, drool, and judgemental Shepherd stares

Sharp, long-lasting print with maximum sarcasm

Relaxed unisex fit for handlers who move (and those dragged around the field)

Ribbed cuffs and hem to keep its shape, even if your dog won’t keep theirs

Kangaroo pocket ideal for treats, poo bags, or bribes

Essential kit for anyone who loves a Shepherd’s brain… when it’s switched on

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador