More Fight Drive Than Your Boyfriend” Hoodie

For anyone who owns a real working dog… and has met a few disappointing men along the way.

This Bite Couture design captures that classic, unbothered, I-will-end-you expression your dog wears during bitework — and pairs it with the brutally honest slogan:
“My dog has more fight drive than your boyfriend.”

Because let’s face it:
your dog shows more commitment, more intensity,
and definitely more follow-through.

Printed in our signature bold graphic style, this hoodie is perfect for handlers who appreciate good humour, good dogs, and a little bit of violence in their hobbies.

Features:

Heavyweight premium hoodie built to survive training fields and bad decisions

Crisp DTG print in Bite Couture’s gritty, high-contrast illustration style

Slogan: “My Dog Has More Fight Drive Than Your Boyfriend”

Subtle BITE COUTURE branding tag, because elite chaos deserves elite branding

Ideal for working-dog handlers, PSA enthusiasts, decoys, and people who enjoy upsetting strangers

Why you need it:

Because your dog isn’t just driven —
he’s a walking red flag with perfect obedience.
And he’s still more reliable than most men.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!