Decoy Tears Fuel My Dog” Hoodie

Some dogs run on kibble.
Some run on praise.
Your Cane Corso?
Runs on fear, poor decisions, and decoy tears.
This Bite Couture design features that classic Corso “I will absolutely ruin your afternoon” expression paired with our signature bold, gritty illustration style. It’s the perfect blend of menace and elegance — just like the breed itself.
Made for handlers who know their dog isn’t “reactive,”
Just enthusiastically expressive.
Features:
High-quality heavyweight hoodie built for training days and bad weather
Premium DTG print in Bite Couture’s iconic graphic style
Slogan: “Decoy Tears Fuel My Dog — Delicate Like.”
Subtle BITE COUTURE brand mark on the design (because subtle menace is classy)
Ideal for protection sport handlers, trainers, and anyone who has said “He’s friendly to me.”
Why you need it:
Because nothing says “don’t pet my dog” quite like wearing their personality across your back

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!